Meet the Creepy Sniper- Reloaded 6: SAXTON HALE!!!

You have just been visited by SAXTON HALE!!!

Ahh, g'day, Mr. Hale. Say, you're looking a bit pale; you feelin' alright?

Never been better! I just got back from a week long kangaroo boxing match in Antartica! I'll have my tan back soon, don't worry mate. I still think you need to be exposed to Australium though; I'll see about talking to Helen about that.

Well, I kinda like being one of the only Australians not exposed to the stuff; nothing wrong with being a black sheep in the flock if ye ask me. Anyway, I'd like ye to meet our newest ally, Miss Yoko Littner. Ain't she a beaut, Mr. Hale.

You've allied yourself with a teenaged girl, Mundy?! Are you nuts? What can she do, bake the team cookies! HAHAHA!

Ooh, bad choice of words, Mr. Hale...

Hey! I'm tougher than I look you know; lookit this bigass gun on my back!

She's right, Mr. Hale; she's a Helluva tough lass, we just finished laying the smackdown on a Spy, blew his head clean off at point-blank range, no-scoped. Takes a Helluva a strong person to carry an oversized M82 Barret like that, and for someone of her stature and age to have mastered it is remarkable. I reckon she could fare well in a match against you.

I'd like to see her try, then! Can YOU defeat ME, the world's strongest Australian and CEO of Mann Co, SAXTON HALE, in a no-holds-barred fist fight?

Bring it.